The Ridiculist

I've had a bucket list since my teenage years, although we called it 100 lifetime goals back then. I figured it would take my lifetime to complete them all, but as I approach the BIG 50 everything on the list is done. So now what? With my nest empty, a body that no longer turns heads or defies gravity, midlife slapping me in the face like it owns me, and a heart that is still convinced that it's twenty one, I've come up with a new and completely honest list of things I've always wanted to do.

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

A photo a day - February - Take 3

GOAL 22 - A PHOTO A DAY DURING MY 50TH YEAR

Patriotic wall art from my son and daughter-in-law to celebrate my citizenship

My impeachment - someone leaked my non existent sex tapes

Superstition Mountain gets dumped on with snow

My dear friend, Becca

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

COMPLETED

Goal #42 - Become the Mayor of Hell COMPLETED

Ridiculist goal #42 completed - I became the Mayor of Hell.
With a population of 72, Hell Michigan embraced me as its Mayor and set me to work today. 😜 They sent me lots of goodies and called me throughout the day to help make decisions for the minions of Hell.
I got to wish their oldest member of the community a happy 101 birthday, fund Damnation University, and take care of some Damn business.
It was a lot of fun, right up to my impeachment for Pottergate. Apparently, someone leaked some scandalous sex tapes from my college days 😂😂😂
All in all, a really fun day, thanks to the great people in Hell.